The movie consists of two satirical novels based on the same idea: both the "gangsters" and "philanthropists" end up in the courtroom.
Gustaw Holoubek
'Profesor' (segment nr 1)
Wiesław Michnikowski
Anastazy Kowalski (segment nr 2)
Hanka Bielicka
Kowalski's Wife (segment nr 2)
Magdalena Celówna-Janikowska
Hanka (segment nr 2)
Barbara Modelska
Singer (segment nr 2)
Jacek Hahn
Twin Brother (segment nr 1)
Janusz Hahn
Gustaw Lutkiewicz
'Śruba' (segment nr 1)
Mirosław Majchrowski
'Parmezan' (segment nr 1)
Mieczysław Pawlikowski
Pieczarkiewicz (segment nr 2)
Wojciech Rajewski
'Łysy' (segment nr 1)
Jerzy Bielenia
Malaga ("Alcoholmeter")
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
Aabroo
Neither Seen Nor Recognized
Ivy
Animal Kingdom
The Cauliflower of Destiny
How to Rob a Bank
Bulletproof 2
Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday
Déjà vu
Hostile Takeover
Cotton Comes to Harlem
22 July
The Night of the Generals
Red Hot Tires
Trial by Fire
How I Became a Gangster
Sheroes
Eenie Meanie
Trap House