Larry Semon
The Stage Hand
Lucille Carlisle
The Leading Lady
Frank Alexander
The Stage Manager
Thelma Percy
The Animal Trainer
Al Thompson
The Show Manager
William Hauber
Props
Jack Duffy
The Hero
Frank Hayes
The Prima Donna
Oliver Hardy
Audience member (uncredited)
Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs
Louis C.K.: Hilarious
John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid
Bill Burr: You People Are All The Same
Jim Jefferies: Freedumb
Wanda Sykes: Not Normal
Chris Rock: Tamborine
Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis
Ricky Gervais: Armageddon
