A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood.
Stephen Burrows
Milwaukee Steve
Traci Lords
Sam
Tim Matheson
Simon Sez Simone
Jerry Stiller
The Colonel
Amy Stiller
Cherri Contrary
Fred Willard
Steve's Manager
A.J. Benza
Steve's Agent
Clancy Brown
The Man
Abe Vigoda
The Frog
Kate Miller
Desiree, the Whore
David Vinau
Acting
McNally Sagal
Maloney
The F**k-It List
Thunderstruck
The Little Rascals Save the Day
The Best Man Holiday
Held Up
Why Worry?
Class Rank
2 Minutes of Fame
Me Time
American Dreamer